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The American court has refused the lagality of the five Muslim nation ban by Trump saying it is unconstitutional and counter productive.
Trump in reaction to this has thrown tantrums as usual, also going on live TV to say that Americans should trust his judgement. He added that he was a good student with good grades and according to him “I have the ability to comprehend almost better than anybody”
Wow Trump!
This is a puzzling mind game. Is it true that ladies naturally keep the best for later? I have heard so much about this friendzoning thing, I should have known that there is more to it.
This munch tells a lot. Do not blame me for taking it too serious. They say, every joke contains an atom of truth. What is your take?
Tech companies rises against the ban on Muslims by US President, Donald Trump
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Beyonce’s pose with her pregnancy on Instagram has broken the record of the most liked picture on Instagram. This bae keeps slaying.
Go girl!
Cameroun last night won the African cup of nations.
View the whole moment here
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSHYZYSRBk
Na me find trouble. No wahala.
I just asked one girl how school?? And she said she has
graduated. Then I asked her “have you done your NYSC?”
She replied: Seriously, I didn’t do that course, because it is
purely
calculations.
#I_FELT_LIKE_CRYING.Chaaaiiiii
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So my mum finally joined Facebook LAST LAST and this
evening she started complaining to me.
She said, “chai this Facebook registration dey chop money o.”
“Mummy I no understand how?” I asked.
She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell
your brother to register me on Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend.”
I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a
while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok,
Mummy na MB dey chop your money?”
She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one be MB nah? I
hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I don pay 8k for
chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture
permit and this evening again, your brother don talk say Facebook say make
I bring 5k for international Facebook passport., I don tire! Na so una dey spend
money for this thing?”
Me i come say she go need Facebook Verification Number (FVN) and that
one is 20k only!!! .
Did I do anything wrong???
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Address : Ephesians 1:20
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