Category: WRITE UPS

This is a puzzling mind game. Is it true that ladies naturally keep the best for later? I have heard so much about this friendzoning thing, I should have known that there is more to it.

This munch tells a lot. Do not blame me for taking it too serious. They say, every joke contains an atom of truth. What is your take?

My CV

Personal Details

Name : JESUS CHRIST

Address : Ephesians 1:20

Phone : Romans 10:13

Website : Bible

Keywords : Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my CV because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below.

Qualifications

I founded the earth and established the heavens, (see Proverbs 3:19)

I formed man from the dust of the ground, (see Genesis 2:7)

I breathed into man the breath of life, (see Genesis 2:7)

I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (see Galatians 3:13)

The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant come upon your life through me, (see Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

I’ve only had one employer, (see Luke 2:49).

I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (see Matthew 3:15-17).

Skills and Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (see Luke 4:18).

I am a Wonderful Counselor, (see Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (see Proverbs 1:33).

Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (see I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (see Proverbs 2:6).

In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (see Colossians 2:3).

My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (see Psalms 119:105).

I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (see Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (see Genesis 1:26).

I laid down my life so that you may live, (see II Corinthians 5:15).

I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (see Colossians 2:15).

I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!

There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.

You can read them on my website, which is located at: www.the BIBLE.

You don’t need an Internet connection or computer to access it.

References

Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration, supernatural guidance Bro Shine can testify to that.

Summary

Now that you’ve read my CV, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.

In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (see Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (see John 6:47).

When can I start? Time is of the essence, (see Hebrews 3:15).

JUST ASK ME TO START FROM YOUR HEART AND I PROMISE TO START IMMEDIATELY.(Rom. 10:9-10)

God bless you all as we invite Lord Jesus into our heart everyday.

Send this CV to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening for me !

Shalom..

​This Article is courtesy of history official website.

Born the son of an Indian official in 1869, Gandhi’s Vaishnava mother was deeply religious and early on exposed her son to Jainism, a morally rigorous Indian religion that advocated nonviolence. Gandhi was an unremarkable student but in 1888 was given an opportunity to study law in England. In 1891, he returned to India, but failing to find regular legal work he accepted in 1893 a one-year contract in South Africa.

Settling in Natal, he was subjected to racism and South African laws that restricted the rights of Indian laborers. Gandhi later recalled one such incident, in which he was removed from a first-class railway compartment and thrown off a train, as his moment of truth. From thereon, he decided to fight injustice and defend his rights as an Indian and a man. When his contract expired, he spontaneously decided to remain in South Africa and launched a campaign against legislation that would deprive Indians of the right to vote. He formed the Natal Indian Congress and drew international attention to the plight of Indians in South Africa. In 1906, the Transvaal government sought to further restrict the rights of Indians, and Gandhi organized his first campaign of satyagraha, or mass civil disobedience. After seven years of protest, he negotiated a compromise agreement with the South African government.

In 1914, Gandhi returned to India and lived a life of abstinence and spirituality on the periphery of Indian politics. He supported Britain in the First World War but in 1919 launched a new satyagraha in protest of Britain’s mandatory military draft of Indians. Hundreds of thousands answered his call to protest, and by 1920 he was leader of the Indian movement for independence. He reorganized the Indian National Congress as a political force and launched a massive boycott of British goods, services, and institutions in India. Then, in 1922, he abruptly called off the satyagraha when violence erupted. One month later, he was arrested by the British authorities for sedition, found guilty, and imprisoned.

After his release in 1924, he led an extended fast in protest of Hindu-Muslim violence. In 1928, he returned to national politics when he demanded dominion status for India and in 1930 launched a mass protest against the British salt tax, which hurt India’s poor. In his most famous campaign of civil disobedience, Gandhi and his followers marched to the Arabian Sea, where they made their own salt by evaporating sea water. The march, which resulted in the arrest of Gandhi and 60,000 others, earned new international respect and support for the leader and his movement.

In 1931, Gandhi was released to attend the Round Table Conference on India in London as the sole representative of the Indian National Congress. The meeting was a great disappointment, and after his return to India he was again imprisoned. While in jail, he led another fast in protest of the British government’s treatment of the “untouchables”–the impoverished and degraded Indians who occupied the lowest tiers of the caste system. In 1934, he left the Indian Congress Party to work for the economic development of India’s many poor. His protege, Jawaharlal Nehru, was named leader of the party in his place.

With the outbreak of World War II, Gandhi returned to politics and called for Indian cooperation with the British war effort in exchange for independence. Britain refused and sought to divide India by supporting conservative Hindu and Muslim groups. In response, Gandhi launched the “Quit India” movement it 1942, which called for a total British withdrawal. Gandhi and other nationalist leaders were imprisoned until 1944.

In 1945, a new government came to power in Britain, and negotiations for India’s independence began. Gandhi sought a unified India, but the Muslim League, which had grown in influence during the war, disagreed. After protracted talks, Britain agreed to create the two new independent states of India and Pakistan on August 15, 1947. Gandhi was greatly distressed by the partition, and bloody violence soon broke out between Hindus and Muslims in India.

In an effort to end India’s religious strife, he resorted to fasts and visits to the troubled areas. He was on one such vigil in New Delhi when Nathuram Godse, a Hindu extremist who objected to Gandhi’s tolerance for the Muslims, fatally shot him. Known as Mahatma, or “the great soul,” during his lifetime, Gandhi’s persuasive methods of civil disobedience influenced leaders of civil rights movements around the world, especially Martin Luther King Jr. in the United States.

​SOMALIA: Elman Ali Ahmed (died March 9, 1996)

was a Somali entrepreneur and social activist.

Ahmed was based in Mogadishu. He hailed from the Duduble Hawiye clan.

Ahmed was married to Fartuun Adan, with whom he had four daughters.

Due to having receiving death threats, Ahmed had planned to move abroad. On March 9, 1996, he was assassinated near the family’s home in the southern part of the city.

The area was at the time under the control of faction leader Mohamed Farah Aidid. Although Ahmed’s killing was alleged to have been politically related, a representative of Aidid denied involvement.

Ahmed was a businessman with his own vehicle repair and recovery service. He also ran a technical training institute in the city to rehabilitate young militants during the height of the civil war.

Additionally, Ahmed was politically engaged, often taking to task local leaders for failing to put an end to the civil conflict.

He was politically unaligned, and advocated peace and reconciliation.

Ahmed also managed Elman FC, a football team in the city, provided relief services to disadvantaged children, and contributed to rehabilitating community facilities such as roads and electricity.

In honour of Ahmed, his wife Fartuun Adan and their children established the Elman Peace Centre in Mogadishu.

(Credit: WIKIPEDIA)

If you were given the opportunity to being back one of these? Which would it be?

One can easily say there is a certain amount of uniqueness in any of the soaps on that picture, some of us mind find it pretty difficult to make a selection because back then, our lives will not be complete if it wasn’t for any of these soaps. Speaking for most of us though especially the 90 kids.

So I leave it all up to you to decide, which are you going to keep?