American Driver.
You got to love it when it is AY involved in a propaganda to make comedy. This one is promising to be a thriller. From the platform of Sneez Films comes this awesome comedy. American Driver. Wait for it!
Feburary 24th.
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Temitope Oke is a young working class lady in her twenties. She has developed a unique ability to bringing objects to life via her skills with the pencil. All of her arts are capable of invading your mind and leaving you with wonder.
Check out these few and also what she has to say.
I’m inspired by nature, like sometimes I just draw the things I see. And music, it speaks to me. I just listen to a song and it makes me want to put my pencil on paper.
I never had to learn to draw. It’s something I’ve been doing ever since I learnt how to hold a pencil, although it started with me drawing circles on the back of my school notes and making crooked lines on the wall in the house.
Basically, seeing everything as a combination of shapes helps me draw effortlessly. When people see a complex picture, I just see many shapes I have to put together to make a beautiful drawing.
SO, GIRLS ARE POLYGAMOUS!
SO, GIRLS ARE POLYGAMOUS!
So finally women are now boldy admitting their polygamous nature and are begging men to understand… I thought it was a joke when I saw it for the first time yesterday… :v
And I kept seeing it.
These beings are capale of loving more than one guy at once. I swear I never believed it.
This just reveals a lot…
I can’t help but reminisce what I and my friends had gone through in the past in the hands of pretentious ladies.
No seriously, it is annoying. These girls are so good at pretense and being discreet about it.
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I am naturally not the type to blame people when they exhibit a typical human nature. E.g, being self centered, taking your things without telling you, trying to sleep with your gf….etc… It is only morals that keep us inline…that’s just human.
But the kind of guilt ladies make you feel when “they make you think” you hurt them, is the most psycho thing in life.
I mean, if you’re capable of admiring another guy while in a relationship, missing another guy, even wanting to reach out to him with your popular…”I just want us close, no intimacy please” bullshit., then quit the overeactions.
Guys don’t lie about this..have you observed how you discover some weird things about your girl after a break up? And you start to wonder how you never knew? Or start to see reasons about how she started acting up at a point? Etc
The things I discovered in recent times is quite shocking even with my nature of not being shocked at human natural selfish acts.
My point is, why act like you gonna die when you see a harmless romantic chat between your guy and another girl when we can compare what you’re upto with that
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Indeed, we humans do not like it when we are been done what we do unto others.
If girls can become reasonable, the world would really be a better place.
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I have a girl (Whos now changed) 🙂 who told me she got into a harmless distance relationship while she was with her ex., so whenever she got issues with her ex, she wouldn’t be lonely at that time.
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Another ex once told me “Godwin, I suspect you’re having something with this particular girl that I am close with, you know I’d NEVER have anything thing with someone close to you”………….but this one today is secretly going to the movies with a juniur brother of mine.
You start to ask yourself, what was all those holier than thou attitude about?
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The better we all understand that…this is how we are, the better it is for especially guys like me….who actually live in guilt thinking I hurt an innocent being.
CHEATING IS A NATURE OF GIRLS.
A brave Facebooker has admitted that cheating is a part of the Nigerian lady especially even though she thinks its a general natural phenomenon with women.
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ATHEISM IS CAUSED BY CHRISTIANS – ERIC ARTHUR
Got this peice from the Facebook wall of this brilliant mind.
Read and enjoy
The new spur in the craze for atheism is actually caused by christians who have now taken God to be a rewarder. It has become a give and take thing. Give God this so that you can get that. They have taken God to be an irrational being who punishes people when they dont give him something. So many have even lost sight and now mistake God for their village God. They see him as a provider of wealth. You pray to him, sing praises to bribe him, even pray naked to entice him, maybe. Which explains why a prostitute will wake up in the morning, pick up a daily devotional and pray ‘God bless me today oo’. They only see him as one who blesses. They dont see any other side of him. You only pray when you need something.
You only praise when you need something. You give larger offering when you need something. You always need something.
An intelligent unbeliever will definitely see the stupidity in all these ludicrous acts. It does not take a genius to see the stupidity in people only acting godly and nice in church or religious related activities.
Atheism isnt what is growing in the world now. No. It is the mockery of mediocrity that is growing. You refused to write applications with the belief that God will work for you. Like he does not have things to do. Because sister mary got a job without even writing nada does not mean you should sit, fold arms, pray and attend church 4 times a week too. Do you know who sister mary knows? What if it was her sister’s husband that got her the job, and it was just coincidental with the 3 days fasting period?
Let’s look at this. Assuming no one believed in God at all in the world, won’t people still prosper? Won’t people still get surprise money or jobs?
Okay, your church has 100 members. Are you telling me that if it was not a religious gathering, some people wont still prosper in the 100?
We need to see God beyond this. Prosperity is something that should follow suit, not the target itself. Christianity is not MMM.
Its funny, so many people believe im an atheist. Which is very logical considering the way i think and the fact that I am not afraid to say the truth. Especially when I call a pastor foolish or some other not so ideal names.
If I see something wrong, and I think it, and Im too cautious or afraid to say it… Yet the bible says God knows what we are thinking. Then who am I deceiving?
If I have not experienced God first hand, and have not been made a first order prince, then maybe I would right now be lead atheist in the world. And trust me, if i’m an atheist, the number of atheists in the world would tripple or more. But i’m not.
Like a friend once said..
Christianity is a way of life, not a religion.
So I implore you, let’s live it… Not just talk about it or fake it.
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A CRAZY BILL
I will not condemn anybody, i will only insist that it is sad that every “just” human who grabs power automatically is clothed with something different in a twinkle of an eye.
Power truly currupts.
Enjoy:
I decided to read a copy of the National Grazing Reserve Council Bill and I was surprised at what I saw.
The Bill creates a council to be chaired by a Chairman to be appointed by the president.
The council shall have the power to take your land anywhere the land is located in the country and then pay you compensation.
Your land, when taken, shall be assigned to herdsmen who shall use your land for grazing purposes. They shall bring cows to the land and you shall lose the land permanently to those Fulani cattlemen.
If you feel that the council was not right to take your land, you can go to court but before you go to court, you must first of all notify the federal attorney general of your intention to sue the council. Apart from notifying, you must get the consent and authority of the Federal Attorney General before you can sue.
So that means that if the Attorney General refuses to give his consent to the suit, you have lost your land forever to the herdsmen.
And this law, when passed, shall apply to the whole country so it means that your land in the village or anywhere is not safe.
The National Grazing Reserve Council would have the power to take away your land from you anytime they want and pay you whatever they want as compensation (even when you don’t want to sell, and remember that for you to get compensation, you must have documents showing or proving ownership).
So I think that we all in the South West, South South and South East must rise up and reject this Bill. We must do all things to force our national Assembly members from passing that bill into law.
That bill is a deliberate attempt to take our lands and hand the land over to the Fulani cattlemen since it is only the fulanis that rear cattle in Nigeria.
That law, when passed, shall fulfil the directive of Uthman Dan Fodio and other northern leaders to take over other parts of Nigeria.
I implore you to use all available means to implore your senator and Rep not to pass that law.
That law will destroy Nigeria.
All over the world, ranches are established and used to rear cattle. The farmers buy land and put there cattle there. There is no country where the land of the citizens are compulsorily acquired and given to others.
This is evil, and designed to favour the Fulanis where the president comes from.
We must resist the passage of that bill into law to save Nigeria, and to protect our future generations
Please share this piece until it goes viral. We must defend our land and protect our children.
Source: Dr. Austin MONYE, UNIBEN
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LORD! TAKE DOWN THIS WALL!!!
That is the back fence of Nawar’rudeen Grammer School in Odo Eran, Obantoko, Ogun state.
I really do not know the story behind the request on that wall, I can only imagine.
If you attended a public school, you will be acquainted with the ruggedness that come with it. The students of this school have obviously created an escape from school route behind the school here and the school have spent alot fixing it up all the time. This fence as you can see is new so we can only conclude that there is a strict rule against breaking it as usual.
“Wo fensi yi Olorun” simply means “Bring down this fense, Oh Lord!”.
Now they can only cry out to God to help out this time because….who can punish God? Lol
THE GUARDIAN – CHAPTER III – DARK MATTER – ETHAN EVERFLOWING
» Chapter 3: Dark Matter «
“Is that you?? Josh???” Celine couldn’t believe that the person who had such dark and sinister aura essence was actually her close friend. “How is this possible? This doesn’t feel like the Josh i know. I can’t even sense his will.”
As these thoughts ran through her mind, a group of security guards stepped into the room in response to the alarm set off by Josh’s unnatural aura essence.
“Hold it right there!” Said one of the guards but the figure kept walking towards Celine.
“Wait don’t shoot! Its Josh” Celine ordered, still concerned about her friend.
“I can reach him.” She said.
“No you can’t! He’s become something else! We’ve gotta get outta here fast!” Flynch said to Celine, pulling her shoulder.
“No way! I don’t believe that! Josh’s a fighter I know he’s in there,” Celine said as she shrugged Flynch’s hands off her.
“Miss Butterfield leave that area, I don’t want you getting caught up in a cross fire!” one of the guards said, aiming his laser beam rifle at the figure slowly approaching Celine.
“And I told you to back off!!!” Celine barked.
“This is unreasonable! You can’t reach him.” Flynch appealed to Celine.
But Celine was having none of it. Struggling to her feet she gazed upon the fearsome person who happened to the mild and gentle Josh she’s known for as long as she could remember.
“Josh I know you’re in there ! Fight! Fight it!” Celine said.
Celine didn’t get enough time to say more as the guards opened fire much to her dismay. But something they had never anticipated happened as the laser beams they had shot suddenly vanished in thin air before making any impact.
“What tha hell! Fire again! A guard ordered!” But the result was the same. The laser beams shot vanished. While they were still puzzled and pondering over what had just happened, Josh raised his left arm in their direction and all of a sudden the laser beams they thought vanished into thin air appeared in front of them blasting all the guards in the room.
“My word! He returned their shots to each one of em! Just what power is this!?!” Flynch said, a terrified expression written all over his face.
Seeing what Josh had just done to the guards. Celine quickly took on her fighting stance and increased the manifestation of her own aura essence as she knew things could get messy. “Josh don’t make me fight you! I don’t wanna hurt you!” Her warnings fell on deaf ears as Josh turned towards her without saying a word. The dark aura essence radiating all over him began increasing and whirling all over his body like a mini-cyclone armor. His eyes shone golden!
“Darn it!! Don’t make me…” Celine couldn’t speak any further as Josh had already gotten to her. His speed was so incredibly inhuman she thought he had teleported. Josh grabbed her by the neck and pinned her to the wall.
“Ugh J-Jay,” Celine fought for words. She discovered Dr Flynch was already lying unconscious on the floor.
“J-jay f-fight… It.. Remember me please. Remember who you are.” But she wasn’t getting to him. Josh just stood there with his hand firmly holding fast to her neck. Celine struggled for dear life but she was running out of air now. She could see death coming.
“Is this for real? Am I going to die by the hands of someone I care about? I didn’t tell him. I didn’t even get the chance to tell him how I fff…” Celine reflected as her eyes slowly began to close. She was passing out.
But just as she was about to, a huge rush of aura essence gushed into the room ripping the place apart! A huge muscular man appeared at the laboratory’s entrance.
” Ahh! Awesomely amazing actually! A bloody bastard brutishly battering bothersome battle bred battalion!” He spoke with a deep voice!
Celine knew only one man who had such enormous aura essence aside from the monstrosity being radiated by Josh. And with the way he spoke, she knew it had to be the Captain General Jim Bandwater.
“C-captain General?” Said Celine as she struggled to stay conscious.
“Ay! Bad boy breaking brothers’ bones! Best be brave, because captain’s coming certainly’ll calibrate certain cumbersome casualties definitely dealing death!” the huge muscular man said with a cheeky smile as he approached Josh.
The Captain General was indeed a huge man towering over six feet seven inches and had a very wild, aggressive and intimidating appearance. His aura essence was all over the place. It was clear from the way he allowed his enormous aura essence to manifest itself that he was trying to draw Josh’s attention. And it worked. As Josh suddenly flung Celine across the room and went straight for the Captain General. Moving at an incredible speed Josh swooped in and threw a punch but the Captain dodged it in fine style as he too had quite the pace to keep up. But noticing that the wave from Josh’s punch broke the opposite wall, the Captain realized it was rather best not to get hit after all!
“Darned daft dastardly dangerous deceitful diddler!” Said the Captain as he slided across the room realizing how close he was to getting knocked out. “Che! Critical condition continuously climbing calamitous calibrations! Damn delightful! Extremely exciting!” The Captain said with a cheeky smile.
He immediately increased the manifestation of his aura essence even further, deciding it was best not to give Josh time to react. He quickly charged towards Josh but just as he got close Josh suddenly vanished.
“Shit!!!” Exclaimed the Captain as he realized Josh was positioned at his blind spot. But the Captain reflexes were spot on as he quickly fended off Josh’s punch with his left hand and immediately ceased the moment to counter. Concentrating a huge amount of his aura essence on his fist, he aimed straight for Josh’s stomach.
“Fucking fury fist!!!” The Captain General roared as he violently bashed his fist into Josh’s gut. But to his sheer stupefaction his punch had little or no impact at all on Josh.
“Whata wonderfully worrisome wonderment!” Captain Jim said in astonishment.
“Jim! What’s going on?” Said Rebecca running into the laboratory to find it ravaged and destroyed.
“Rebecca respectfully retreat!” Jim said to her. But when Rebecca felt the weird aura radiating from Josh. She knew she wasn’t going nowhere.
“Why are you two fighting? What’s wrong with Josh? Where’s Celine?”
“Celine’s critically crippled” the Captain General said pointing to Celine who laid unconscious on the floor.
“Ooohh! Arrgghh!!!” Was the sudden scream heard! As Josh began shouting in pain! His eye balls which had a golden luster was now dark purple. Sensing what appeared to be a potential threat, Jim quickly moved to where Rebecca and Celine were, providing them cover.
“Jim what’s going on?” Rebecca asked agitatedly.
“Can’t currently construct carefully construed consideration.” Replied The captain General.
Josh turned his attention towards them. But just when it seemed like he was about to act he suddenly slumped, collapsing on the floor.
“Jim what da hell just happened? And please try to speak in a way I can understand” Rebecca gave The Captain a stern look.
“Why? what’s wrong with warily widely webbed wordage?” Jim asked irritatedly.
“You’re doing it again jeeez!!” Exclaimed Rebecca who was already getting pissed off.
“Josh, Josh..” Celine said softly as she slowly regained consciousness.
“Celine mi love! Are you alright?” Said Rebecca.
“Josh, where’s he?” Asked Celine.
“He just suddenly collapsed” Rebecca answered.
“What! Collapsed? What happened?” Celine struggled to her feet.
“Easy Celine you shouldn’t push yourself too hard,” Rebecca admonished.
Jim walked up to Dr Flynch and woke him up. “Captain General? Oh my aching head!” Flynch said rubbing his head.
“Dr Flynch please help Josh!” Rebecca beckoned.
“What da…..! Captain Bandwater was that your doing?” Flynch asked as he noticed Josh lying unconscious on the floor.
“Indeed, I inspired it,” The captain replied.
“Hurry! Let’s take him to the Red Room!” Flynch said.
Lifting Josh up, the Captain General moved towards the west side of the laboratory.
“Computer! Activate red room protocols” Flynch utter. And the wall on the west side of the laboratory suddenly slid open, revealing a secret laboratory decorated with Red lights. The Captain General placed Josh in a buffer chamber on Flynch’s instruction.
“I’m gon have to run some test” Flynch informed the others in the room.
“Uh will he really be okay? Is it safe?” Celine asked.
“Trust me, this is a special buffer chamber. He’s in good hands. He’ll be fine,” Flynch assured Celine.
“Honey you need medical attention yourself!” Voiced Rebecca.
“Nah I’ll be fine Captain Becks,” Celine replied.
As they waited patiently while Flynch carried out certain tests and diagnosis, Celine paused to ponder over what had just happened a moment ago. She had seen another side of Josh she’s never imagined. And more importantly the fact that she couldn’t get to him weighed on her deeply.
“What’s happened to you Josh?” Celine mused.
“Oh God!” Flynch exclaimed catching the attention of everyone in the room.
“What? What did you find out?” Celine inquired.
But Flynch responded with silence as he just stood still, with eyes glued to his super quantum computer screen.
“I.. I.. Oh lord” Flynch gaped.
“What’s wrong doc?” Rebecca asked. “It’s Josh! He.. He.. I know what’s behind the strange aura essence he was radiating a while ago!” Said Flynch.
“Then tell,” Jim said to the Doctor.
“He has the Dark matter implanted deep inside him” Flynch said.
“What’s Dark matter? I don’t get.” Rebecca asked, a little confused.
“Deep inside of Him, there exists a particular kind of inexhaustible energy known as the dark matter.” Flynch replied.
“So how’s that bad? Get to point Doc!” Celine said impatiently.
“You don’t understand. This Particular energy is as old as the universe itself. It’s pure and an extremely vile energy. It is impossible to wield.” Flynch told Celine.
“So you mean if we don’t find a way to remove it from Josh, it’ll destroy him?” Celine inquired, wearing a troubled expression .
“That’s exactly my point Miss Butterfield, only that this energy is impossible to remove. It’s already become part of Josh’s essence,” Flynch affirmed.
“Oh dear! Josh mi lad.”
The danger looming over Josh’s current state is alarming. But the question that ran through everyone’s mind in the room was “how could this have possibly happened!?!”
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What on earth is the Dark matter really?
What is Josh’s fate?